British gent for creative Somewhere in America there is a man, almost alone in his kitchen, preparing a meal for one.
"You should post online"
-Wait, what? Who was that?
"I'm you. You're hearing voices again. You should see a doctor about that."
-What do you want? I'm trying to concentrate on this recipe.
"How's that going for you"
-Bad. I don't want to talk about it.
"Wtf. That's just a cheese sandwich. How can you balls that up?"
-I dunno. Something went awry during the washing phase. I think I used the wrong detergent.
"You're pathetic"
-You're pretty annoying considering you're just a construct of my imagination. What happened to the usual voices?
"That last blunt killed them. Drugs are bad mmk."
-Up yours
"Which would also be up yours...so be gentle"
-....SIGH
"Anyway, I digress. Post online. We need a woman."
-We? There's no we here.
"Ok. You do it. Go get a woman."
-Why online? There are plenty of real women.
"I'm going to ignore the parts of that brain dribble that made no sense and just focus on answering the question. You're obsessed with Boobies. See! You even capitalize them!"
-Now you're the one making no sense. What has my ALLEGED obsession with Boobies got to do with me dating online?
"Hey, don't judge the voices. I know us better than you do. You always go for Breasts only to find out later that the woman they're attached to has the charisma of a dim-witted stool sample. If you date online you may find someone who makes you smile with more than her cleavage."
-Interesting concept. You know, you seem conveniently flexible with the use of we, you and I.
"I've got some pretty flexible morals too. Wanna hear about those?"
-No. Keep those very much to yourself. This is why you're not in charge of the body.
"When you post remember to add a couple of inches"
-That's stupid. She'll see I'm only 6'1 tall as soon as we meet. And wearing high heels backfired horribly last time despite matching accessories.
"Could you slap our forehead for me? Dimness on so many levels."
-Ok, how about I just post this: Gentleman seeks Boobies attached to sweet and funny woman.
"Don't mention me."
- I wasn't planning to, hence the Gentleman part...but out of curiosity, why not?
"I doubt the kind of woman your boyish-yet-gentlemanly charms attracts would even be willing to give you her email address if she knew you had an evil genius alter-ego lurking within you, plotting endlessly to seize control of the limbs so he can spend endless hours entwined with a woman...sating their debauched desires over and over and..."
-WOAH. Ok. Back in the box you go. Ahhfuuck! Now I've burned the salad too.

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